What’s with the carrots?
things that happened
🥕 This hilarious post by legendary Stacy Ponder.
🥕 Uncle Ralph is safely and happily moved into an assisted living facility with live country music and ice cream sundaes.
photos i took
memes i found
Uncle Ralph’s Carrots: Report #7 🥕
Grab the Lapels 
Oh, I love the toaster one. I do that. Almost every time!
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Nick’s ADHD makes him unaware of time, so he utterly forgets the toaster, and then it scares him. Poor sweetheart! 😂
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🍞💥😱
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Sorry, beebee 😔
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On the bright side, there is toast after the terror subsides.
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True 🥹
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This is a grrreat post. I even enjoyed the horror movie review.
Loved all those memes … you watching the coffee pot. Haha … those two animals are so cute.
And Uncle Ralph has live music at his facility? How great.
Is your mum retired or has she just swapped a paid for an unpaid job?!
Best thing is you sound upbeat.
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Isn’t Stacy Ponder just so funny? I love the references she makes, too, which I’m hoping non-horror fans understand.
I guess there was a volunteer at Uncle Ralph’s facility singing the songs and his wife played fiddle. Mom said Ralph was singing along.
Eh, throwing the kids on the bus isn’t really a job, especially since they live next door. And they’re cute!
Thanks for reading ☺️
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I did … like the dusty gas station and the diner. I’ve seen enough American movies for her comments to hit home.
That’s so nice re Ralph. I was (partly) joking re the grandkids but that’s great for your mum that they’re next door.
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Retired. I’m taking a gap year!😂😂
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Haha Biscuit … though I say, stand up and be proud! Retirement is a good thing.
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Great memes!! I will always try to swipe someone’s pickle lol. Also Dolores the plant cracked me up! 😂
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I don’t name my plants, personally. I just call them all Planty. 🌱
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Whoa, I’m really seeing how much you look like your mom! I don’t forget about my toast too much but I need my cups of tea to jump out at me or something!
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I’m a bizarre combo of my mom and dad. People often see both and then disagree about which it is.
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You and your mom have the same smile, I think.
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I don’t go in for country music, but ice cream sundaes sounds pretty good. I’m glad Uncle Ralph likes his new home! Laughed out loud at the coffee pot meme because that is 100% James. I enjoy a good cup of coffee, don’t get me wrong, but I like a slow brew. James can’t wait that long 😀
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I’m definitely one of those people who death glare at the coffee pot, but part of that is it’s on the same circuit or whatever as the toaster, and they can’t run at the same time!
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you know I love these memes! Also, I can’t believe your Moms MIL looks so young. How old did she have you? How old was your MIL when she had her son? Y’all are aging like fine wine.
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Hahaha, for a few generations, folks got married at 18 and had their first child at 19. My mom was 23 when she had my brother, 25 when she had me. Believe it or not, my dad got married at 19, my brother was born when he was 21, and I was born when he was 23. Can I also just say my mom is preserved like a McDonald’s french fry you find under the seat in your car??
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Also, I told Granny what you said, and she replied, “I love her.”
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you’re so right, it was different back then. Does your mom like being compared to a french fry? I mean, they are delicious, and many people are attracted to them hahah
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McDonald’s french fries don’t age, and neither does she. She has never had a gray hair or a cavity. She’s gonna be a french fry cuz I say so.
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Never had a cavity? I continue to be so impressed by Biscuit. She’s magic!
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